Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!

I simply cannot this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.

I really need to change my habits
This can't be real
This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of chickens came out over a building. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

My friends won't believe this just occurred. , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just beyond belief.

I can't even
Seriously though
I need to document this

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube here blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

Perhaps try a different approach?